Ed Sheeran's collection of tattoos is undoubtedly colourful, unquestionably unique and has references to friends, family, places and people that mean a lot to him - including a new one of Galway.
However, one thing he does not have is a tattoo of Elton John on his rump.
That may well be set to change, however, if the ginger megastar's latest comments are to be believed.
When asked in a recent interview which of his two celeb friends he'd rather have tattooed on him - Taylor Swift or Elton John - he replied: "I reckon Elton’s face because he’s always asking me to sit on it. He fucking does; I’m not even joking”.
Riiiiiight, so. We'll leave you with that image. Both of those images, in fact. Puke.