For one of the most photographed ladies in the world, Sarah Jessica Parker can sure let the paps capture some questionable facets of her.
Sure, she can bang out moments of red carpet perfection. But they always seem to pale in comparison to, let's say, this one of her hoiking up her dress (it's hard to keep those suckers in check after having twins...) Or this one. What's going on there, at all, at all. So ferocious was the hair flick that her body went into spasm? Or has Hugh's incessant mumblings about Liz "bringing that blasted man with her again. Why do you loathe me, God?" caused her to pass out in a quest for self preservation. Or, perhaps the patch permeated with Rohypnol which he's pressed to her back took hold too soon and he's now desperately attempting to look innocent.
Speaking of Liz - what a lady of poise she is. But even she can't escape the odd unflattering shot. Quack. Also, I've got a mental block when it comes to baby fuschia and scarlet being teamed together...
Not too many other folk graced the red carpet at last night's world premiere of Did You Hear About The Morgans ("Sarah Jessica and Hugh play an estranged New York couple who witness a murder and are relocated to small-town Wyoming as part of a witness protection programme." Hilarity ensues). We have a leggy L'Wren Scott (honestly, she looks like a giant headmistress), Albert Einstein and a Russian mail order bride.
Oh and that random eeeeejit who turned up to The Lovely Bones premiere wearing a dress that said Honour Killing'. Last night, she came as Medusa. WENN haven't come across with a full length picture of her frock, probably because it was emblazoned with the phrase 'MURDER RAWKS', or she had a cadaver circled around her hips as a skirt.