Deadpool should be the official commentator on all sporting and other events.
The Merc with the Mouth was all abuzz on Twitter last night commenting throughout the major American sports event that is the Super Bowl.
Initially addressing the fact that a Deadpool 2 trailer was not one of the movie trailers that aired during the Super Bowl, Deadpool proceeded to comment on the performers of the night and at various stages throughout the game.
Here’s our pick of twelve of his best tweets from the night:
Remember that time I was wrist-deep in cocoa butter and Fox called to say they were too cheap to buy a spot in the big game then told me I had to live tweet it? Cause I do... #DPtheSB #SBLII https://t.co/YGlQ6DZhbU
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
God, I love Pink (and not just the pop singer). Besides being my 2nd favorite shade of red, it's also the color of the inside of people's outsides and that lady biker gang from Grease. #DPtheSB
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
Heads or Tails. When a coin looks this good, we're all winners. #CouldBounceAQuarterOffIt #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/V2dJXKRMea
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
Ah, to be in Minnesota right now. Because there's nothing better than rolling around in some crisp white powder to get you through that 9 month season they call winter. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Anything centered around a bunch of muscular, athletic men manhandling a leather ball has my vote. The shiny tights are just icing on the cake. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Lord, if you can hear me, please: Give us an @NSYNC reunion tonight. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Everyone in the bar just freaked out at once so either there was an interception, or they discovered I've been peeing in the chili. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Who's here for the ball jokes? Everybody? Good. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Some people use deflated balls. Some people look like them. #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/0MibmM0UjP
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Is there anything better than watching tv naked? I can't believe the bartenders haven't asked me to leave… #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Oh. It’s like my parents with my childhood! I mean the fumble. Because they fumbled my childhood. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Just once I'd like the winning coach to pose under the @Gatorade like he was in Flashdance, or Footloose, or whatever that Patrick Swayze movie was. Oh well, maybe next year... #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018