It's clear that being the "entertainment" at Madonna's 50th will send you crazy, nay batsh*t, swinging from the rafters. Just ask David Blaine, who recently busted out some card trick's at Madge's London soiree. His latest amazing stunt is to "hang upside down above New York's Central Park for three days and two nights." I have to admit a preference for the card tricks, to be honest - the only entertainment one could derive from the bat trick is the possible event of death. The New York Post said: "The illusionist will be deprived of food as he is suspended six stories up on a highwire for his Dive of Death, which will be filmed to air on U.S. TV on 24 September (08). He will even be forced to sleep upside down. And members of the public will be invited to interract with the 35 year old. He says, "There are always some crazy things. I get flashed quite often. Luckily, mostly from girls." He still thinks fondly of his month-long stint hanging over The Thames, I see (for those that don't recall, he was inundated with British baps).