... because Burger King is so healthy 'n junk. Well, they're purporting to be now given they've after launching their own fruit smoothie... and they got Beckham to be the poster boy - 'cause they couldn't afford George Clooney and 'cause Daniel Craig is a vegetarian.
I made both the last bits up, really it's because both George and Daniel have more class. And because Piers Morgan wasn't available this time... (check the date in the caption... it was nowhere near April 1st.
For those of you calorie counting, a Buger King smoothie is in the region of 330 calories... a similar McDonald's smoothie averages out at 260 calories.
But let's be honest, you wouldn't go to either establishment with a smoothie in mind. More a sweaty bunned quarter pounder with floppy cheese and sauce containing enough sugar to make your teeth shatter on contact. Nom, nom, nom.