... and therefore doesn't have to worry her immaculately coiffed head about Simon Cowell not taking her to America to be an X Factor judge, thus leaving her alone with Louis... and a possibly skittish Robbie Williams trying with all his might to get out of his dressing room. Those damn doors.
Her spokesperson Simon 'Pedant' Jones said: "Dannii and Kris (Smith, her rugby playing model boyfriend) are very excited and can't wait to start their family in (July) 2010. Rumours and stories surfaced across the weekend about Dannii being pregnant and having already had her 12-week scan. These stories were incorrect. Dannii had her 12-week scan this week and was given the results today with the all-clear to make an announcement."
Fair play, Dannii, getting pregnant must have been an arduous task given your physical logistics as a couple - but it will be worth it in the end. By your powers combined, you should be blessed with a child of normal height. Unlike some of us...