According to reports, Tom Cruise wants Katie and she who must be carried everywhere to star in a reality show. I too am finding this hard to believe, while also finding it entirely plausible.
Someone talking to marginally reputable mag Grazia said: "They want to portray themselves as a normal family who do normal things (on television. Because that's the very definition of normality). They are aware that Katie is being perceived as 'brainwashed' and they want to change that... His interest began when he made spoof films with Cameron (Diaz) to promote Knight and Day. He's been filming Kate and other aspects of their life for the past month. The original impetus was that he would select a few personal clips to show fans, but word has got out through his agents (CAA) and he is currently fielding offers from entertainment companies. Tom is now deliberating what to do with his footage. No deal has been struck yet... Tom places a premium on control, so he's reluctant to commit to doing a reality TV show unless he's 100% it will reflect him and Katie in the best possible light."
Eh, best hold off on that, so. Or just remove all bounceable furniture from the house. And all the Xenu paraphernalia. And the pulpits. And all the wide open spaces in which Tom can run very, very fast whilst baring his teeth. And the cocktail bar. And every other Cruise cliché in the book.