Ah, awards season. So many dresses, so little time to judge them, but sure we'll give it a whirl.
If you've already seen them in the Movie Section (that's where all the winners are listed, don't you know), you may have established your own opinion on the garb. Here's ours.
Anne Hathaway, when are you going to stop dressing like a black and white photo from the 1920s?
Marion Cotillard also enjoys sporting a slight variation on a theme to such events - tis very like other dresses she's worn during award seasons of yore, except she was kinder to her hoofs on those occasions.
Emily Blunt, we hope your highlights are for a role cause they're stealing your sultriness.
Jennifer Lawrence, they could truss you up in an actual sack and I still would.
Jessica Chastain, why do I feel like you're excited to be the newest member of Celtic Woman?
Naomi Watts, how have you managed to straddle "too much" and "too little"? Fair play to Liev for attempting to highlight where your hips should be.
Amy Adams, obviously no one has shared the Navy and Black rule with you.
Amanda Seyfried, nice dress but the samurai hair is too severe.
Helen Hunt looks like she's been siphoning off bits of her waste to fill her forehead. Lay off the Botox and/or get yourself a fringe.
Eva Longoria, you do look thrilled to be there, but best not come as a vaginal opening next time.
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