Dare I say... *whispers* it's starting to bore me a liiiitttle. Correction; certain narratives are. The whole Michelle crying/Coolio shouting/Ben doing nothing scenario is tired.
It's simple. They all fancy Michelle (it'd be hard not to; have you seen the "bitty" bed shorts?!). Coolio openly admitted he was nominating her 'cause he found her hot. How does a 3-year-old in a 45-year-old's body get a pretty girl's attention? He teases her. He might as well sidle up, pull a plait and scamper off. How does 3-year-old in a 28-year-old's body retaliate? With tears. The end. We're over it.
Thankfully their hour-long tantrum was interspersed with footage of Tommy (dressed as a car) and Verne (dressed as a teddy bear on a mobility scooter) racing each other around a couch (Tommy nearly lapped Verne twice), and Terry dressed as a mooby ballerina. Lamentably there was also footage of a topless Tommy hawking at himself hoofing weights in the bathroom mirrors (the man is half monkey), and a blubbing Ulrika when some of the producers' kids raced in for a bit of a scream around the living room.
Speaking of the shopping task - they failed it now that Michelle and Verne couldn't finish their honey (they refused to be sick. They obviously didn't see Preston chucking into a bucket after having to eat a box of liquors) and Coolio and Tommy didn't make it out to the carwash last night (Tommy was doing said weights and claimed the bathroom door was locked. Coolio just pulled a blankie over his head). In other words, they have a basic budget which leads to Tina and Coolio tearing strips off each other this morning. There was a battle of the sexes who was going to read out the shopping list to Big Brother… I reckon Tina's still smarting over Coolio's "It's MAAAA house" comment.
Last Night's Highlights: Verne talking about the time he starred alongside Charlize Theron: "I was a baby gorilla. I was sweating my ass off"... LaToya not opening her (weirdly shaped) cheeper for the entire show until she was called to the diary room to talk about Michelle. She then claimed the Geordie was in it to win it and was using Coolio to play the victim (in short, LaToya has a repressed thing for Coolio)... Tina calling out ballet dance moves to Terry, which included: "Chiffon, chiffon, CHIFFON! And tinkly music on the right arm, and tinkly music on the left arm... and down into DYYYING"... Coolio saying, after being reprimanded for this behaviour by Big Brother: "Ya'll prepared to be bored... I ain't going into character. Consider me a turtle. Coolio's personality has left the building"... Michelle replying: "Thank f*ck for that"... Upon hearing she was up for nomination, Mutya saying: "Well, I'm going. A lot of peple hate me, because I'm a bitch." Last Night's Lowlights: The realisation that I kind've like Michelle (despite her claiming to have lived a VERY sheltered existence)... Tommy's hairy breasts...