Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy have become first time parents to a baby girl.

According to The Sun: "Love-rat Spurs striker Crouch, 30 - who cheated on Abbey, 25, on a stag-do in Madrid last year - was at the birth... The pair hope their first child will heal the wounds inflicted by Crouch's romp with hooker Monica Mint."

A source speaking to the paper added: "They're thrilled. Mother and baby are doing fine... They hope the baby will help them move on. Peter knows he was an idiot."

Like I say, there's nothing quite like crappy nappies, sleepless nights, nipple pads, breast pumps, and an insurmountable amount of responsibility to band aid over a very public breach of trust. Good times.

To read well wishes from the likes of Danielle Lloyd (who's reportedly pregnant with her second child with Jamie Somefootballerorother - four months after giving birth to the first one) and some bird from the Only Way is Essex, make your way to Showbiz Bites...