Only joshing. In all seriousness though, we didn't know Rita and Chris were that close, yet there she was last night actually approaching him on the red carpet for a kiss 'n a cuddle all the world would see. If Rihanna wasn't too keen on her before, Rita certainly won't be on the Christmas Card list now (apologies for bringing up Christmas in 'August' but it looks like late November out there at the minute.)
Perhaps she was "reaching out" after Suge Knight got shot at his Pre Award Party the day before. Or (call us cynical, but )perhaps she knew it'd get her, um, 'sheath' a little more attention. That or she was asking him if he'd seen her bra.
Indeed RIta Ora's dress is getting its own article, mainly because there were THAT many eyebrow raising outfits gracing last night's red carpet, we're not going to have our usual red carpet rundown posted for quite some time (now available here). The other reason is that it's pretty awful - but only from certain angles. And those angles are rather unforgiving.
Here she is being all Hollywood glamour... Sure she's showing far too much leg, but only because she momentarily let go of her modesty in favour of blowing her adoring fans a kiss.
Now here she is, being all Hollywood Hoochie. That's just all manner of 'much'. Let's just be thankful a wily gust of wind didn't decide to blow her cover entirely.
And then any hint of glamour went and hurled itself out the proverbial window...
Then again, like we said, it's all about angles. Here she is, from one angle, tenderly moving in with a lover's kiss with Chris Brown...
And then there's this.
Either way, some underwear - or a dress that fitted - would not've gone amiss.
Despite letting it all hang out on the red carpet, Rita still managed to look appalled during Nicki Minaj's performance of Anaconda.
In other news, who is that creature perched beside her? He makes Katy Perry's date for the evening look super smooth...
MTV VMA Red Carpet Rundown: in short, everybody looks pants. Like, everybody