And just when he was convincing himself he was back on track, what with his Rihanna restraining order being downgraded and so on. He even managed to compare himself to Justin Bieber without there being a huge amount of public outrage... Thing is, though, you wouldn't find the Bieber smashing windows after an interview. Although only time will tell...
Back to the Brown stuff. He turned up to his Good Morning America interview in a denim waistcoat. Well, that just spells trouble. Not taking her cue from his attire, Robin Roberts continued with her line of questioning, which kept returning to his beating of Rihanna. This did not please Chris, so he took it upon himself to embark on a smashy smashy spree, breaking several windows at GMA's Times Square offices before "storming out without a shirt." Again, it wasn't really a shirt, but Americans call anything with sleeves a sweater, despite some of the items clearly being cardigans, so we won't waste any more time on that.
The New York Post reports: "While Brown, 21, tried to steer the interview about his upcoming album, Robin Roberts kept asking about Brown's legal troubles resulting from his relationship with pop star Rihanna... TMZ.com reported that Brown was "out of control" after the interview and smashed a window in his dressing room. Part of the window shattered and shards of glass fell onto 43rd Street and Broadway, sources said. ABC security said Brown smashed the window with a chair. By the time security came into the room, TMZ said Brown had already ripped off his shirt and left the building, blowing off another performance he was supposed to do for the network's website. On the way out of the building, TMZ reported that Brown 'confronted a segment producer, got in his face and stared him down.'"
Afterwards, Brown tweeted: "I'm so over people bringing this past s--t up!!! Yet we praise Charlie Sheen and other celebs for there bulls--t" (sic). He then deleted that tweet and replaced it with: "Thank you to everyone who supports my music!!! Key Word (music) !!! Love y'all."
You see, Chris, Charlie Sheen's clever - he only terrorises women that aren't amazingly famous, that's how he gets away with it. He also has a way with words, which apparently helps. For example, if asked during an interview about the time he threatened to kill Brooke Muller with a knife, I doubt he'd say something like "It's not really a big deal to me now. I think I'm past that in my life and today's the album day." He'd bang on about warlock scrotums, tiger juice and magical machete wands. You just have NO imagination *dusts off hands*