Wow. If Kanye's autotuner ever breaks, rendering his singing beyond limited, he could always pursue a career as a comedian. Presenting Kanye - The Unintentional Comedian

TMZ have after getting their mitts on a transcript of Kanye's deposition from the case involving him allegedly assaulting a photographer and his camera. Here are the best bits...

In conversation with the photographer's lawyer: "'I'm in the business of trying to make dope s**t for the world. You're in the business of representing scums and trying to make as much money as long as there's this lapse in the law."

"You have to ask for a hall pass. You can't just say the 'n' word around me... It offends me because you're a white person saying 'ni**a."

"I'm the smartest celebrity you've ever f***ing dealt with. I'm not Britney Spears."

And when said laywer asked him where he lives, Kanye said: "Earth."

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