Cheryl, again, it's a lot of extra letters for us hacks to remember - and isn't this what you wanted?! For people to just call you Cheryl?! Lord knows your surname will be different again in another 4 years.
Let's recap on all the surnames to date. The 'I Don't Care' hitmaker - whose maiden name is Tweedy - swapped her ex-husband Ashley Cole's surname for new husband Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini's moniker earlier this year, but claims she hasn't had much support in getting it to sink into the populace's subconscious.
Having a wee rant on the matter, she said: "It's come quite naturally, you know. People are so ignorant, they just start calling us Cheryl, but I'll take that, whatever." Good news for Jonathan Ross... he referred to her as "Che-will Whatevahyournameis" when thanking all his guests at the end of his first show on October 20th.
The brunette also commented on fellow X Factor judge Simon Cowell's claim that she only married someone with a verbose surname so that she could become a one name pop star, like Cher or Seal - or Sinitta... "Yeah on purpose, so I Could be like Madonna? See how his brain works. I mean, who even thinks like that?" Um, most of us. Mr. Cowell has a knack of saying what everyone's thinking, hence why he's a bit popular.
The 31-year-old also opened up about her two year break from the music industry, explaining that she needed time to get her passion back after her dramatic split from Ashley and her sacking from the X Factor USA.
She told the December issue of Marie Claire magazine: "Honest. My gut instinct was like, 'It's enough'. For the first time since I wanted to be a pop star, I didn't have any fire in my belly. Without realising it, I had gone to a dark place, I needed to have a reality check and get some real feelings back."
And thankfully Simon had given her that massive pay off so she could take two wholes years off without anyone noticing.