We had four ensembles in total. The low cut gold number in which she indulged a spot of frenzied crotch grabbing - just to remind audience members where it is before she donned this nappy sack trackie.
Then we had the sexy secretary/bondage enthusiast from 1987, and then this cutaway blue thing, only serving to highlight where her hips should be.
All this is incidental, however, given the main point of this story involves her fellah Tre Holloway breaking his knee two hours before the show. That would be upsetting at the best of times, but especially so when he happens to be one of your dancers. We're not sure how he broke his knee, but it's a bit early in the day for such details.
If you're going to Cheryl tonight in Dublin's O2, expect a total of 16 tracks, including a Jive Bunny Megamix of Girls Aloud songs, and an encore including Call My Name and Fight For This Love.
Someone who'll be meeting Cheryl tonight in all her ab-bearing glory is Joan McEvoy. Joan won our Meet and Greet competition, let us know how you get on!