Monika said some things, and Gabriela said some other things, but we've just lumped the quotes altogether as we can't tell them apart anyway. OK, one is slightly less frightening to the eye. Is it the one who went out with Lembit Opik? Meh.
"They'll never have a song on the radio like us. Without all the dancers around them, John and Edward would not be so attractive. There is a lot of smoke and mirrors. Our fan base is much wider. Fans of all ages listen to our songs. They don't even have a proper name... They can't really sing - they're totally out of tune. But they have the best stage set-up out of the whole show - the best outfits, dancers, lights, props... It draws all the attention from them, instead of focusing on the real talent and the real singing and dancing. It is not fair towards all the other acts... Please don't compare us to the twins. They are not like us except that they're biological twins (as opposed to all those well-know non-biological twins out there). We have been performers since we were four (they've been inviting strangers to touch their bums since they were four?). They're not a novelty act, we're a novelty act. A novelty act must have something new. They don't."
There's more than one mean to the word 'novelty' Monikariela. Indeed, it can mean "originality by virtue of being new and surprising" but it can also mean "cheap showy jewelry or ornament on clothing" and, most appropriately "a small inexpensive mass-produced article." (speaking of which, the Cheeky Girls have just released their own range of cosmetics. It includes a makeup gune with one setting).
Right, there's only one way of settling this. A sing off. Jedward will have to sing live with no dancers, while Gabronika will have to sing fully clothed. Not a square inch of body (or facial, preferably) in sight. We'll see who comes out on top.
I might regret suggesting that. Imagine a collaboration?! Thankfully Simon Cowell doesn't read this page.