Or, to put it another way, he's half Irish (he's not half Irish, but you know what I mean *UPDATED* we stand corrected, thanks to a "really nervous" Ryan Tubridy on the Late Late Show, we've just found out that Tatum is "half Irish". We wrongly presumed he wasn't half Irish on account of the brogues with no socks).
In an interview with GQ Magaine, the actor has admitted he drinks too much, saying: "I probably drink too much, you know. My wife [that being Jenna Dewan], that's what she bought into... I'm probably a pretty high-functioning, I guess, you know, I would say, alcoholic, I guess. There's probably a tendency to escape. I equate it to creativity, and I definitely equate it to having a good time."
See? Half Irish. It's OK, Channing, you're only an alcoholic by LA standards. If you come live here, you'll find out that you're functioning a lot higher than the rest of us. Although we did invent the 'breakfast role' - AKA the hangover cure on the go - which was pretty ingenious. And, given the next part of the article, it sounds like something you'd be happy to get on down with of a morning...
"I have an inner fat kid in me... I can completely lose myself into just absolutely satisfying things - a really amazing cheeseburger, a pizza, good fries, a beer. I enjoy being comfortable and eating whatever the hell I like." You'd fit in perfectly here. We too eat whatever the hell we like - mainly on account of never having the weather for beachwear. That's not to say you can't wear beachwear when you come to live here.
As if we needed more evidence as to why Magic Mi - sorry - Channing should relocate immediately; he actually used to be Moone Boy.
He said: "His name was Boy (not quite as inventive as 'Sean', but sure we'll leave him off). I think I just lived in an imaginary world. I was always playing war in the woods, people are chasing me... I wasn't doing it because I was desperate for friends. I had friends."