There's always one that outdoes themselves with their dress. And this year it wasn't Grayson Perry. It was some randomer who wants us to believe she's closely related to Beelzebub (hey, it worked for Liz Hurley)

True, Lily Cole came in a gown, but she's Lily Cole, and Vivienne Westwood was her date. Lisa B and Amanda Wakeley put a bit of effort in, as did Emma Thompson, Jasmine Guinness, Joan Collins, and Dionne Bromfield, but everyone else just looked like they were nipping out for a swift half after a hard day at the office. Even Zandra Rhodes. And the Queen

Also featured: Paul McCartney, Henry Holland, Agyness Deyn, Tracey Emin, Sophie Dahl (still wearing flats for her fellah), Jamie Cullum, Dame Shirley Bassey, Bono and Ali, David Walliams, Fay Ripley, more...