In case you happen to be in London town, and fancy sloping up to the doors of the only place celebrities seem to eat these days, you may want to have a gander at the type of threads they're wearing. Then again, considering Sadie Frost happily sidled up to the entrance in a basically a pair of white baggy knickers (if you squint hard enough, you can see them), it doesn't seem to matter about the clothes on the body, more the body in the clothes...
I mean, if they let Amber LeBon in wearing a rather questionable purple... thing (thank God it's not red or pink, s'all I'm saying)... and permit entrance to Lady Victoria Hervey's 'tin crotch' (lucky individual on wrist band checking detail...), they'll really let anyone in sporting anything.
Should you require further proof, here's Philip Salon really putting said theory to the test in a half-gnawed couch cushion.
The man hasn't even got shoes on and he got in... We're not suggesting a similar get up will gain you entry, more reinforcing that you've no chance getting in unless you are a celeb. See, they even let Lohan in.
I you do happen to be a celeb, as you can see - anything goes. Cara Delevigne bared her belly, while Princess Beatrice came as Princess Grace. Director JJ Abrams usually keeps it casual, which makes sense given he's there nearly every night (he's been photographed leaving the premises five times in the last week), while the likes of Naomi Campbell, Irina Shayk, Suki Waterhouse, Aaron Paul, Daisy Lowe, and Rita Ora pull out all the stops.
None of them can do magic tricks though, unlike Boris Becker. He managed to make his wife turn into Tamara Beckwith during a recent visit on July 3rd.
Our personal favourite to date, however, has to be Stephen Fry rocking up in a slogan t-shirt while astride a mobility scooter with an 'I heart Dogging' sticker. Hands down the classiest guy ever to darken their door.