Alas not for his Tinder (which we're sure is literally just his Armani campaign and as boring as he is), but for his Twitter.
Last night Calvin Harris shared his interest in changing his profile photo on Twitter (oh what an exciting life he leads) and asked all nine million of his followers on the platform to send him a better one. Never ones to let anyone down, Twitter obliged.
Someone send me a better profile pic pls
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) November 28, 2016
@_just_hannah too serious / fake serious
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) November 28, 2016
@CalvinHarris what about this one? pic.twitter.com/6ZGWJURd3b
— homer (@gubernardesr) November 28, 2016
@gubernardesr I feel something more recent would be better
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) November 28, 2016
@CalvinHarris this is my tumblr one n I think it's pretty great pic.twitter.com/kMO4Ime4l9
— Vicki ðŸ?€â˜ƒï¸? (@Andwejigglelike) November 28, 2016
@Andwejigglelike that's wild
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) November 28, 2016
@CalvinHarris can just about make you out in the background. You're welcome. pic.twitter.com/wfMIhhF4kR
— Boston George (@JaYoule) November 28, 2016
@JaYoule ahhahahah
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) November 28, 2016
@CalvinHarris I like the story this one tells, neck deep in balls pic.twitter.com/qAYCIGQHNc
— ellie (@EllieMusicRose) November 28, 2016
@EllieMusicRose we've all been there
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) November 28, 2016
@DILLONFRANCIS this from your G Eazy photo shoot / session ?
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) November 28, 2016
@CalvinHarris here you go, Picasso who? pic.twitter.com/JAKqdc2jvb
— ML (@matthew_lebroke) November 28, 2016
@matthew_lebroke winner
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) November 28, 2016
And lo, now he has a shit doodle of himself "a la Picasso" as his profiler, which is probably the most interesting thing he's done (at a stretch of a country mile) since deciding he wasn't interested in tearing down the T.Swift publicity machine anymore.
If there's anything more ego maniacal than asking your nine million followers online to tweet you pictures of yourself, we'd like to hear it.