We don't know about you, but if they want to make a Wedding Crashers 2 where Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are facing off against a rival crashing couple and that couple is Jay Z and Beyoncé, well we'd watch the crap out of that. It would be terrible, but we'd match.

Bey and Jay are currently chilling post-Beyoncé's 33rd birthday and pre-the Paris leg of their On The Run tour in Portofino, Italy on their 'second honeymoon' and putting any rumours about them splitting by catching the eye of all the paparazzi in the country and getting their PDA on.

And because the world is watching Beyoncé and Jay, someone rolled in a body language expert, one Leil Lowndes, who believes the action shows they are expressing 'sincere warmth'. Which goes along with Beyoncé's father Matthew Knowles recently claiming the pair are not getting divorced and insisting they orchestrated such rumours to 'ignite' ticket sales for their tour in a 'Jedi mind trick'.

Speaking on the Roula & Ryan show on radio station 104.1 KRBE in Houston, he said: 'I know, because we've done this. From experience, there's a tour going on. So you sometimes have to ignite that tour. It's called a Jedi mind trick. The Jedi mind trick fools you a lot.'

Meanwhile, as Beyoncé and Jay were wandering around the Italian fishing village, they went snooping in a church and stumbled upon a wedding and proceeding to make the bride's day. Just look at her face.

The pair also rented a yacht and spent time wandering the town taking pictures just like regular tourists. Multi-millionaire tourists, but tourists none the less.

 

The pair were last spotted in Monaco spending said millions (we assume, Monaco is hella expensive after all) so who knows where they are by now.