Despite Pete Wentz's "witch hunt" inspired protestations (which are hilarious given a certain video), Ashlee Simpson is 99.9% with child. The following comes courtesy of the New York Post: "A magazine source said, 'Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover.' The news broke this week that Jessica's younger sibling is pregnant with her now-fiancee Pete Wentz's child - a claim Wentz has backed off denying. The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe, of course, so he can make more money - an interview and photos of the baby when she has it,' our source said. Sadly, there is some interest - but not for anything close to $1 million. One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch '$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album ('Bittersweet World') is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly.' But even with the marriage announcement, 'Joe has an unrealistic expectation of what Ashlee can command,' the editor said. Ashlee's shotgun wedding to Wentz is expected to take place before summer. Her rep declined to comment. A source told OK! magazine, 'They're planning on something in the Santa Barbara area probably by the end of May... Jessica will be the maid of honor'." So, we've learned nothing new, really. People still have little interest in Ashlee; as an 'ortist' or an alleged life carrier... Joe still has no qualms about whoring out his offspring... Jessica's still a maid...