Looks like the world is messing with the Grammy's, setting them up to be one snorefest of an event. Not only is there a massive blizzard taking hold of the East Coast of America, cancelling over 3,000 flights and forcing many events to be cancelled or rescheduled, including Marc Jacobs' Fashion Week Collection show, but some uptight conservative type at US network CBS has issued a 'wardrobe advisory' banning flesh and obscenity at the awards ceremony taking place this Sunday. So basically anything of interest at all.
In an email leaked to Deadline, CBS made the following proclamation:
'Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.'
So apart from people's bits, they also don't want to see any charity representation in any form on awards night. Scabby or what. What are the Grammy's if not a trashfest catwalk of fashion faux pas with plenty of gratuitous body parts?