It's true what they say... the very moment you pour yourself behind your desk after a holiday, it's like you've never left the office. After trawling through a week's gossip this morning, only one piece of news rocked me to the core, that being the passing of Golden Girl Sophia Petrillo (AKA Estelle Getty). Thank you for being a friend, Estelle. Other than that, it's the same old tat - yet another Hollywoodite seems intent on stuffing their career down a vacuous shaft, presumably to keep their inflated ego company. Enter 22-year-old Shia LaBeouf, better known to you as the skinny young fellah with the dodgy hair in the latest Indiana Jones film. He was arrested for DUI after colliding "with an oncoming vehicle in Hollywood in the early hours of Sunday". A source said: "It was immediately apparent to officers on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest. He was arrested for a misdemeanor. No prints were taken and no photos were taken." Shia was admitted to (where else but) Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre "after sustaining injuries to his head, hand and left knee. A female passenger and the driver of the other car were treated for minor injuries." It would seem a possible brush with manslaughter charges is a must for "tortured" actors these days; well, for those not talented enough to channel it through the conventional means of imagination. And we thought Shia was different, what with him being the ambassador of self-awareness only a few short months ago: "There's nothing cool about getting arrested for stupid stuff at my age. But it keeps happening to me. I could pretend that I find it all highly amusing, but I'd be lying. It's deeply embarrassing. I decided a long time ago to stop doing stupid things, so clearly I've still got some work to do on myself. I'm not anonymous any more. Now, I light up a cigarette in the wrong place and overnight I'm the Al Capone of misdemeanours. What I've got in terms of acting is too important for me to jeopardise."