Let's not beat about the proverbial. It's late on a Friday and we're getting a bit fidgety... This week's winner has to be *drrruuummroooollllss* Penelope for the flurry of wise cracks that poured forth from her this week. Observe:
1) "I'm going to rename my folk group the Gastric Band. Sounds like we'd sell a few records on the celebrity circuit."
2) "Meatloaf looks a bit undercooked."
3) "Is she anything to Julia? The letterbox gob would suggest a connection."
4) "I still can't believe it: Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn. If nothing else, she will sound like an item of stationery if they marry and she changes her name."
5) "By the way, Bono, Discotheque (and Pop in general) was actually a really well-put-together record and it still enjoys a fair bit of popularity. Put on your Boots, however, is just a rubbish song: crap riff, clumsy structure. You can't blame your fans for not latching on to a substandard release."
But the one that clinched it had to be the quip regarding Ryan Tubridy:
"I can see why he was headhunted. It's easily the biggest part of his anatomy."
She's been here all week, people, give it up for Penelope!
Congrats Penelope, we'll be sending on a €50 One4All voucher to you shortly.