Apologies, we're running a bit later than usual, under severe pressure for some reason (got lost in a Facebook vortex for approximately an hour sometime after lunch). Soooo, without further ado, here is this week's winner.

C'mon, anyone who feels that the two tone tux, coupled with red leather loafers topped with what appear to be diamonte buckles, isn't quite enough bedazzle for an outfit is one of life's clear winners, am I right. Let's give it up to Andre Leon for feeling the need to recruit a swatch of sky before gracing the red carpet *WHUP, WHUP, WHUP*.

We jest, of course. The above lines are just blatant filler so the page looks OK. The real winner this week can in fact be found under Andre's image. Hi Cynic. Congratulations, you'll be recieving a One4All voucher shortly for the following observation, which made us cackling uproariously:

"I'd love to see him running down the stairs, big evil laugh bellowing out of him, with his cape streaming behind him! And yelling 'I'm the prettiest here!!!'"...