Don't you just loathe Tuesdays? Monday's flown past in a fuzzy blur, it's today that reality really kicks in. Four more days to go. Sometimes you wish the weekend would never end, and for some it doesn't. For a fine example of this phenomenon, why not have a quick gander at The Sun online where you will be treated to a video of a slightly confused Amy Winehouse doing crack. Seemingly the reported powdered mix of pills and coke she'd just horsed up her honk was a little too hectic so a little hoof off a glass pipe was required. She even exclaims at one stage "I'm really useless to you now, I've just took about six Valium... just let me calm down." But, instead of waiting for them to take effect, she whips out the pipe. This is what happens to people who habitually abuse - they're so brimming with every type of poison that their being creates a finely honed natural balance in a bid to survive. I call it Mr. Burns syndrome.
For once a Sun columnist has uttered something of note; Jane Moore said "The temptation is to drag her by her egg-yellow hair round a ward a Great Ormond Street Hospital and show her the children fighting to stay alive."
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