Kelly Osbourne is still yammering. News outlets still reporting on it...

Apologies for doing this to you, but it's this or Cheryl standing up to Ashley by flying all the way to Paris to talk to him "for fifteen minutes." Mother Earth will thank you for that, Tweedy.

Anyway, the newly Californianised reincarnation of Kelly Osbourne took to Twitter to insist that Sharon doesn't thick Dannii has the intellectual wattage of an ailing lightbulb:

"My mum never said that comment about danni. she does not talk about light bulbs and fuses those words are not in my mums vocabulary! .... What is wrong with people first I was miss quoted now someone completely made up thats danni quote the press can get away with murder!...... My mum is worst then me she says enough print worthy comments that THEY DONT NEED TO MAKE UP STUPID QUOTES ABOUT DANNI!..... SHE DID NOT F**KING SAY IT. IT PISSES ME OF MY MUM KEEPS GETTING DRAGGED INTO THIS BULLS**T. I ALMOST FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS WISH SHE HATED DANNI! SHE DOES NOT CARE BUT I DO...... It 10000000% never came out of my mothers mouth. he is a mother in her 50's (no offense mum you look 30) she is not in HIGH SCHOOL she works her ass off and does not deserve this!...... Sorry for getting up set its just put the celebrity aside for a second. It's my mother they are talking about! Thank you for your all your support and understanding with my little rant!"

First off, if you care so much about what Dannii Minogue thinks of you, you might want to start with spelling her name right. Then again, you inadvertently referred to your mother as a "he", so I guess you're on an iPhone, which can be a right bastid to tweet from *ahems*.

As for the "IT PISSES ME OF MY MUM KEEPS GETTING DRAGGED INTO THIS BULLS**T. I ALMOST FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS WISH SHE HATED DANNI!" Might I draw your attention to the televised interview your mother had with Piers Morgan recently, in which she said:

"I left (The X Factor) because of Dannii Minogue, simple as that. I didn't enjoy working with her at all and the prospect of spending six months sitting next to her, I thought 'my life is better than that'." She also said Dannii had "no sense of humour" and "bad plastic surgery."

Although, she did also say: "I've not built my career on my looks or my youth. There was no competition because we're so opposite. I didn't hate her because hatred is very close to love (maybe in a world where a husband attempts to strangle a wife with, you know, "love") and takes a lot of emotion and I don't have that time for her... she was like an insect, a mosquito that wouldn't go away."

Yeeeah, that's not hate. That's a just bubbling river of rancid bile.