If rumours are to be believed (and I believe them all), John Mayer is into some kinky sh*t (cue Benny Hill style montage of Jennifer, Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz chasing John around in naughty outfits). A very forthcoming source divulged the following to Star Magazine: "'She (that'd be Jennifer Aniston) is having the best sex of her life with John' a source close to the actress tells Star, 'and she's loving every minute of it.' According to the source, the singer covers her with whipped cream, which he licks off, tickles her with feathers and uses ice cubes to give her goosebumps. 'John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen,' says the source. 'She was a little resistant at first, but now you couldn't wipe the smile off her face if you tried.' Another source who has slept with John agrees he knows how to have a good time between the sheets. 'He was kinky and liked trying crazy positions. He loved sex and wanted it all the time'." This man is reaching near-legendary status at this stage, what with rumours about the size of appendage also being more than complimentary. If only his music were any good *ducks*
In more 'Jennifer Aniston is having sex' breaking news; her romance with Mayer was going on a whole three months prior to this deluge of media interest. Another handy source said: "They'd been keeping it under wraps and hiding out together on their dates. Then Jen realised it wasn't just a fling and decided to take it public." Mayer's rep had no comment.