And today's leading Sun Online showbiz story involves Amy Winehouse befriending a monkey. While on holidays. Yep, she's on holidays in the Caribbean again. Hard life, wha'.
Someone informed speaking with The Sun said: "Amy has made friends with a monkey. It came up to her and she fed it and it's been following her around. She's been telling friends how much she loves it and would love to bring it back with her." Hey, it's better than her having a child of her own though, innit?
The last time she was in that neck of the woods, she had a penchant for collecting the odd flea-ridden moggy, which resulted in an all out infestation in her hotel quarters.
Amy's "due back in the UK this week" and The Sun has warned airport officials to keep an eye on her beehive... "If she shoves a banana in there, they'll know she's brought her new pal home." Oh, what mirth, as if she'd hide him in her beehive. He'd find a wrap of banger in there and would probably start fornicating with the fruit, bringing all manner of attention to the situation. She's far better off hiding him down her pants whereupon he'll either be paralysed with fear or simply knocked out cold for the duration.