That it's been a while since there's been rumours... That it's also the only way to ease oneself into the first bit of work I've done in nigh two weeks... That I'd like to thank Mike and Lauren for tending to the gossip in my absence... That everyone should go to Rome given the opportunity... That I'll have something about Big Brother's Celebrity Hisn*tch at some stage today... That Amy Winehouse did indeed spend New Years with Bryan Adams in the Caribbean... That she also managed to spend some time with ex-boyfriend (music manager) George Roberts... That her hubby, who spent New Years behind bars, is not happy... That Reese Witherspoon has refused to do a sex scene with her Four Christmases co-star Vince Vaughn... That they hate each other... That Jennifer Aniston is looking for a male friend to donate some sperm... That a source said: "Looks, intelligence and personality are all in the equation because she wants beautiful, bright children to make her life complete. Once she's reached a decision, she'll pop the question to a surprised bachelor, explaining she doesn't want marriage - just babies!"... That Jason Lewis should start running... That Natalie Portman "longs" for motherhood... That I'd be the first to oblige given the correct equipment... That Keith Urban has managed to impregnate Nicole Kidman... That Mariah Carey wants to give speed dating a whirl, saying: "I really like the idea of speed dating. I like the idea of 15 mini-relationships each lasting three minutes and then you go home alone"... That Lindsay Lohan is poor... That Julia Roberts, Keira Knightley and Johnny Depp are to boycott this coming Sunday's Golden Globes ceremony to support striking writers... That Samantha Mumba will be a contestant on this coming Sunday's Dancing On Ice...