That Britney Spears abandoned her car on Sunset Boulevard during rush hour last night... That Jamie Lynn Spears is going back to school... That she hasn't much choice considering her pregnancy brought about the cancellation of her TV show Zoey 101... That The Golden Globe Awards ceremony has been cancelled... That Samantha Morton has given birth to a baby girl... That Hugh Hefner has vowed to carry on having sex until he's 100... That I pity those three birds... That Michael Jackson plans a London residency... That a source said: "Michael's had a tough few years. But he's still a pop legend and wants people to remember him for his music, not his problems"... That would be possible if he stopped tinkering with his face... That today's nugget from Mariah Carey is: "I'd rather be on stage with a pig! A duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just isn't going to happen"... That David Beckham said he would trust his best mate, Gary Neville, with his "wife naked"... That he could trust legions more... That 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere is dating her Heroes costar 30-year-old Milo 'the plank' Ventimiglia... That somewhere he's being high-fived...