That Will Ferrell was spotted in Longford over the weekend... That the little orange sasquatch (AKA the spawn of Christina Aguilera) has been called Max Liron Bratman... That I would like to commend them for giving their child a normal (first) name... That US presidential hopeful Barack Obama and his wife "strolled triumphantly into his victory party in Des Moines, Iowa, on Jan. 3, as Jay-Z's '99 Problems' was blaring. In it, Jay raps, "I got 99 problems, but a b*tch ain't one'"... That Clinton's reps were "shocked"... That  Adnan Ghalib got into a "shoving match" with the paparazzi gang he used to hang with at a mall in Studio City, California over the weekend... That Val Kilmer has been seen frolicking about town with Kim Painter - AKA Chad Lowe's girlfriend... That Britney is paying her pap fellah "thousands of dollars" to be with her... That 45-year-old Paula Abdul said: "I want kids! If it doesn't happen naturally, I can always adopt"... That's the scary thing...