That Fran Cosgrave has become a bloater... That this isn't Fran Cosgrave; it's Janice Dickinson's boyfriend... That he must know some tricks... That Pulp Fiction co-writer/Oscar-winner, Roger Avery, has been "charged with vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence of alcohol following a fatal car crash"... That Tim Burton said: "Helena and I feel so married we never got around to doing it, but I'm thinking about it. I'm a late bloomer"... That hasn't stopped him impregnating her on two occasions... That Johnny Depp would love to play Michael Jackson in a movie about his life... That his kids would love to see that one... That Queen Latifah used to give away money to crew members on the set of Mad Money every Friday... That the film must be REALLY bad... That her co-star, Katie Holmes, used to have pizza flown in from her favourite restaurant in Chicago... That Katie said: "It really gives me pleasure to share with people and watch their reaction"... That could inappropriate on so many levels... That Sir Paul McCartney gave his ex-wife Heather Mills a £2,000 watch from Cartier watch, £5,000 gift voucher for store Harvey Nichols, a selection of luxury hair and beauty products and a framed picture of the pair drawn by their four-year-old daughter Beatrice for her 40th birthday... That he also sent a note saying: "Have an amazing day, despite what has happened. Hope we can be friends. P x"... That Heather has hired "a former SAS trooper and MI5 agent" to spy on Paul... That Jenna Jameson said at this weekend's AVN Adult Movie Awards in Las Vegas: "I will never ever spread my legs again in this industry, ever"... That's probably for the best... That either Jennifer Lopez has fired her manager Irving Azoff, or vice versa... That we prefer the latter version considering a source said: "he just fired J.Lo for being 'unprofessional' and for allowing hubby Marc Anthony to 'constantly meddle'"... That Josh Duhamel has impregnated Fergie... That Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have started trying for their second (biological) child together... That Kate Moss will celebrate her 34th birthday tomorrow... That she is planning to "party all week"... That makes a change...