That I don't like Mondays... That, after ballooning to 15 stone, Slim-Fast want Eminem to be the face of their product... That Lily Allen is determined to go ahead with her new BBC3 show, 'Lily Allen and Friends', on Wednesday despite suffering a miscarriage at the weekend... That Elijah Wood would like to reprise the role of Frodo in big screen version of The Hobbit even though the character doesn't appear in the book... That Wood said: "If he (Frodo) should show up, it would be the perfect way to revisit because it could be small enough that I could go back and have a nice sort of reunion with the memories that I have of that experience"... That it's over, Fro - sorry - Elijah... That Lemar's long-term partner, Charmaine Powell, gave birth to a baby girl last night... That Gary Glitter has been moved to a Vietnamese hospital after suffering a heart attack in prison... That his ill-health will be used to get his prison sentence reduced... That Kiefer Sutherland is a free man after serving his full term... That Declan Donnelly is courting a panto actress... That she is playing the part of Cinderella, in Stoke, opposite Jonathan Wilkes... That it never quite happened for Jonathan... That Joe Simpson wants Ashlee to dump Pete Wentz cause he wants his daughter to star in a reality show to promote her new album 'Bittersweet World'... That the show involves Ashlee dating 14 guys who all live together... That Joe needs to stop pimping his daughters... That Natalie Portman wants to launch a range of vegan shoes... That Blender are doing a feature on Britney Spears next month... That Gwyneth Paltrow was hospitalised due to "a little gastrointestinal situation," not pregnancy... That Chris Martin decided to celebrate by tackling a paparazzo outside New York's Mount Sinai Medical Center... That British tourists are procuring copies of 'Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography' in many bookshops across Manhattan... That Paula Abdul said: "There's a Starbucks in my OB-GYN's office. You can get a latte and a pap smear at the same time. It's the weirdest thing"... That image will stick with me throughout the day...