That someone has planted his seed in the belly of Jo O'Meara... That she's the slothful, blonde whiny one from last year's Celebrity Big Brother/S Club 7, AKA the one that let Jade Goody take all the blame... That someone has had a baby boy for Mr. Big... That, of Lindsay Lohan's pending community service due to her DUI offences, Associated Press said: "Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room"... That's taking the p*ss on many levels... That Colin Farrell was spotted trying to rub off Mary-Kate Olsen at the Sundance Film Festival... That a witness said: "Colin was clearly taken with Mary-Kate and snuggled up to her on the couch at the bar. I'm not sure if the feelings were mutual, though!"... That, somewhere, his Dalkey hailing girlfriend is sobbing... That Jessica Simpson's movie 'Blonde Ambition' is so inane it's gone straight to video... That this makes it ineligible for Razzie consideration... That Christina Ricci is addicted to gambling... That Robert Plant boisterously asked the management in a London bar to stop playing Radiohead... That he announced: "What's this rhyming c**p?"... That Angelina and Brad want to adopt another baby from Africa... That there's such a thing as spreading oneself too thinly... That, of Tom Cruise's recently released comments, fellow Scientologist John Travolta said: "Tom has - we all have - the right to practice how we feel"... That Travolta clearly hasn't watched the video in question, in which Tom advocates "putting" ones morals on others... That Diane Keaton said of her first stage appearance in 1968: "At the time it was astonishing to have a job. It was odd. Before the show opened we got a shot by a doctor Bishop. A vitamin shot, only it was not vitamins. It was like methamphetamines. You were flying. A lot of people got addicted"...