That Sean Young has gone into rehab... That, of her footballing boyfriend's alleged infidelity with some bird, Danielle Lloyed said: "I can tell you her claims that Jermain (Defoe) did naked handstands before sex and wore her bra on his head are ridiculous. My J is not like that. He wouldn't do that sort of thing"... That every talk show host's dream, 'glamour model' Alicia Douvall, hurled a cup of scaldy tea over Lizzie Cundy (wife of ex-Spurs footballer Jason) on GMTV yesterday... That they had a difference of opinion over the Ashley Cole situation... That a source said: "Alicia, 28 (MY HOOP), blasted 'cheating rat' footballers while Lizzie, 37, rapped 'kiss and tell' girls"... That Russel Brand urinated into a paper cup while presenting his Radio 2 show... That a source said: "He just whipped out his Johnson and took a whaz into this beaker... He then pelted the workers with pistachio nuts... That a Radio 2 spokesman said: "Russell did urinate in a cup in the studio. Someone has shown him where the toilet is"... That he very nearly did the same during a recording of Have I Got News for You... That he has a bladder the size of an amoeba... That Felix Martin of Hot Chip said: "We've got a song called Bendable Poseable on the new record. I'd really like Westlife to cover it. A boy band version, with the moves, would be immense"... That Jennifer Lopez will name her twins Max and Emme... That James Blunt wants to retire in Ireland...