That Paris Hilton invited herself to dance onstage during 50 Cent's performance over the Super Bowl weekend... That he "swore at her" until she left the stage... crying... That 70-year-old Jack Nicholson said: "I like to date a nice range of women each year, but I only use Viagra when I am with more than one"... That Heather Mills plans to represent herself in her upcoming divorce battle with Paul McCartney... That she plans to sue her former lawyers for "misrepresentation"... That Vanity Fair has cancelled its annual Oscar party... That, of her recently removed 32G breast implants, Jordan said: "They're in our safe. I'm going to sell them for a million pounds, 10% to charity. All my friends have put them in their bra to see what they feel like. They're the size of a mini-pizza"... That she should lower the price considering they've been mauled by Peter Andre...