That Cheryl Cole has demanded three things in order for her to return to her marriage with Ashley... That they include "no lads' holidays, no boys' nights out and that they move from their Oxshott home"... That she "suspects he played away on their marital bed"... That she'll be suspecting him of stuff for the rest of her days... That I'll stop bleating on about this at some stage... That Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame was seen canoodling with some dude at the Empire Awards after party last night... That, when her date was asked who he was, he said: "Nothing. I'm a nobody. I work in admin"... That Emma Bunton and a friend decided they were above the law when flouting the no smoking ban in Cafe de Paris in Soho over the weekend... That they thought holding their cigarettes under their table would suffice... That they were about to be thrown out when the manager intervened and allowed Emma to stay... That she should've been forced to pay the £2,5000 fine... That Paris Hilton has been seen sporting a diamond ring "in the shape of her boyfriend's initials" on her engagement finger... That, in case you forgot, her boyfriend is Benji Madden - Nicole Richie's future brother-in-law... That I smell a sad girl scrap brewing... That Matt Damon has impregnated his wife for the second time... That Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have been voted Hollywood's most stylish couple by OK! Magazine... That Victoria and David Beckham are not amused... That Sienna Miller has accepted Rhys IFans' third proposal of marriage... That the models featured in the latest cycle of America's Next Top Model (which will no doubt be hitting Living TV sometime soon) trashed the TriBeCa loft they were housed in... That a source said: "These girls not only destroyed the floors, it appears they had food fights. There's ketchup and coffee splattered all over the landlord's $20,000 white drapes. There's lipstick on the walls. They moved in furniture and made holes all along the walls... Tyra Banks should be ashamed of herself"...