That Steve-O (Stephen Glover to his ma) has been arrested for possession of cocaine... That he was also admitted to Cedars-Sinai Hospital last Sunday after he "emailed 33 suicide notes to friends"... That the 33-year-old is most famed (in my brain) for piercing his ass cheeks together on an episode of Jackass... That P. Diddy Puffy Sean John has decided to capitalise on his fellow celebrities' love for intoxication... That he plans to launch "a car service to pick up drunk celebrities"... That a rep said: "He wants to make sure everyone's partying responsibly"... That he plans to run the service for free?... That Marc Anthony said at a recent police foundation gala in New York: "I'm a life-long New Yorker. I've always worked for the NYPD and done fundraisers for fallen police officers. Five years ago Ray Kelly helped me organise a Hispanic presentation. So when he called last week and invited me - even though I'm a little busy with our babies - I came. This is my first time out of the house since the babies came"... That he then ran off, gibbering, into the night... That Lisa Marie Presley is the latest celebrity to be pregnant (or should that be impregnated) with twins... That Michael Jackson has somehow managed to keep Neverland Ranch, despite nearly crumbling under the $24.5million mortgage... That there must be a lot of skeletons lurking in it's closets...