That professional geezah/Human Traffic star Danny Dyer has been turfed out by his long-term partner, Joanne Mas, after he went missing for three days... That him and Joanne had just finished recording their apperance on ITV's "new" show All Star Mr and Mrs... That said AWOL incident occurred after he attended a recording of Lily Allen and Friends... That he went on a bender with Lily and drag queen Jodie Harsh... That I love how Jodie Harsh has more high-profile friends than her namesake... That Danny and Joanne have been dating since they were 14, have two children, and split briefly in 2001 so he could sew some wild oats... That he said recently: "When you get a bit famous it's hard to find a bird who's not just after money. I don't want a bird waiting for me with a crate of beer and a line of coke. You want someone who you can sit down and watch a bit of EastEnders with"... That Tori Spelling said: "I'm a huge fan of gays. They love me; I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they've labelled me as." That she gives drag queens hope... That 32-year-old Mark Ronson is dating 18-year-old scantie model Daisy Lowe... That Daisy would be the product of Pearl "threesome" Lowe and Gavin "absentee father" Rossdale... That Courtney Love and Noel Fielding were seen hopping into a taxi outside London's Groucho Club last night... That they were "gazing lovingly into each other's eyes"... That Eddie Murphy has fallen for a waitress who's the spit of his ex-missus, Tracey Edmonds... That Kanye West said: "I have liked big t*ts ever since I was a kid. I was breastfed for too long I think. It messed me up"... That the father of Mini Driver's womb fodder is not Kris Angel... That it's some musician called Craig Zolezzi... That Bez, despite winning Celebrity Big Brother in 2005, has declared bankruptcy for the second time...