That I was delrious with joy to be pictured nestled under Brendan Gleeson's armpit last night... That he's not a massive fan of posing for pictures, what with mumbling "I thought I nearly escaped there" and likening the experience to "a scrum"... That he was introducing a Vera Gaffney art auction currently running in the RDS... That, during said introduction, it took everything in my power not to bellow "Look at you, little standing at the podium fellah!"... That he's just finished portraying Winston Churchill in the upcoming film 'Churchill at War'... That was inspired casting...  That Beyonce's trying her hand at acting again... That, this time, she's not punching above her thespian weight having gone for a role in 'Desperate Housewives'... That a source said: "They've already agreed to give Beyonce a cameo appearance, but (we're) hoping that (she) could be written in for a recurring role, or possibly even a permanent one"... That Angelina's 'Kung Fu Panda' co-stars either have it in for her or are all vying to be her publicist... That, after Jack Black confirmed she was having twins, Dustin Hoffman then decided to tell the press they're due date - August 19th... That, of newly "rehabbed" Kirsten Dunst, a source in a New York boozer said yesterday: "She got worse as the night went on. She started out pretty chilled, but hours later she was dancing and jumping like a crazed animal. She indulged in any guy who would have her attention. She also went up to several guys and started flirting with them hard-core. She was just completely out of it. It was obvious that whatever happened in rehab didn't stick"... That 'Transformers' actress Megan Fox said: "When I moved to Los Angeles I had no money. I remember needing to shave my legs, and I didn't even have enough money to buy disposable razors. So I'd wear pants all the time"... That Mischa Barton has moved to Paris... That, when asked in Cannes why she moved, the 21-year-old said: "No reason. I've just always wanted to move there. I'm enjoying some time off"... That Mischa appears to have been enjoying "some time off" since she finished the OC to pursue a serious acting career... That Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married... That Miley Cyrus thought it was a good idea to be photographed sandwiched between sex tape star Kim Kardashian and her slew of siblings during the week... That faux earth hippy/expectant father, Matthew 'The Abs' McConaughey, has hired "brand agent" Todd Shemarya to broker a deal for the first pictures of his unborn baby... That he's looking for offers in excess of $1million... That Joe Simpson has pimped off Ashlee's prospective wedding pictures to People Magazine...