That Wayne Rooney (but mainly) Coleen McLoughlin have planned for their wedding guests to release fifty butterflies from little boxes during their nuptials... That nothing says "marriage" more than an incarcerated insect making a bid for freedom... That Nicola Roberts has FINALLY dumped her boyfriend of just over a year, Carl Davies... That Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson kissed openly while partying on P. Diddy's yacht in Cannes... That a witness said: "They looked like proper lovebirds. And they didn't care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it's a nice vision of their love"... That Peaches Geldoff spent some time holed up in Pete Doherty's bedroom at an impromptu soiree last Thursday... That she's also inherited her mum's penchant for dirty rockers...That Denise Richards, very maturely, imparted the following rebuff to claims she was seeking Charlie Sheen's sperm a year ago: "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids (good save). We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low"... That Alicia Keys is collaborating with The White Stripes... That I hope her and Meg aren't exchanging fashion tips... That Miley Cyrus' Hannah Montana co-star/friend, Maria Perez de Tagle, said of the Lebowitz furore: "Sometimes I'll talk to her on the phone and she'll be like: 'It's really hard' or: 'I'm really tired. I can't do this.' I'll always say: 'You do want to do this. You love your job'"... That, evidently, so does Maria... That the only job one should have at 15 should be in a food, fashion or film outlet... That Andy Abraham should not have come last in the Eurovision... that certain European countries should consider a boycott next year... That Arctic Monkey guitarist Jamie Cooke brought his glamour model girlfriend, Katie Downes, camping in the Lake District for her 24th birthday... That Kylie Minogue is refusing presents for her 40th birthday. Instead, she's spent a wedge purchasing presents for guests attending her party in Paris on Wednesday... That Gladiator Enigma wants a shot off presenter Ian Wright... That a source said: "Every time Enigma sees Ian she starts stretching out in her Lycra one-piece"... That someone should tell her nothing spells 'weak' more than actively seeking out someone else's partner... That Brooke Hogan is the latest member of the clan to involve herself in a road accident... That David Hasselhoff is producing some stage extravaganza for himself called Viva Hoff Vegas... That the Hoff said: "I had a ball in Vegas... and I think Vegas wants to see The Hoff, so I'm putting together a knock-down, drag-out, crazy, make-fun-of-my-life Hoff show"... That's one defence mechanism he's got there... That Jessica Simpson's ex, Tony Romo, only attended Ashlee's wedding for the money... That TMZ said: "When People cut a $1.4 deal for Ashlee's wedding pics, there was a g-string attached - that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo would be there. It's kinda what we were thinking. Who'd pay that for Ashlee Simpson alone. That's why People wanted to put a pic of Jessica and Tony as an inset on the cover - they sell, Ashlee doesn't"...