That Kylie turns 40 today... That you still totally would... That Paul McGuinness, manager of U2, The Rapture and PJ Harvey, was nearly paralysed after being thrown from a horse while riding in Wicklow... That a source said: "It was a pretty bad fall and Paul broke his collarbone. He was rushed to hospital and was in absolute agony. He's still getting over it and knows he has had a lucky escape"... That, since her 'karma' comment, the founder of China's biggest urban cinema chains, UME, has banned all Sharon Stone films... That she has more than you think... That Wayne Rooney begged Westlife to play his wedding in Italy on June 14th... That a source told The Sun: "Some of Wayne's teammates gave him a bit of stick but he knows how much Coleen loves them"... That one of the string of men who have been keeping Amy Winehouse "company" since her husband's been in banged up, Alex Haines, has been fired from his job as Amy's manager's aid... That he had been hired to keep the singer on the straight and narrow but has since been filmed smoking crack... That The Mighty Boosh festival, hosted by Noel Fiedling and Julian Barratt, will be held at The Hop Farm in Kent on July 5th... That the line up includes The Kills, Rage Against The Machine, Razorlight and, of course, Gary Numan... That Noel said: "I'm going to try and do a duet with Gary. That would be a dream"... That Naboo will "ready plams"... *shudders*... That the wardrobe of Tony Soprano will be the main event at Christie's Pop Culture auction in New York on June 25th... That, of appearing in the sequel to Trainspotting, Ewan 'rent boy' McGregor said: "There has always been talk of a sequel but I was disappointed with the book, Porno, that Irvine wrote afterwards - it was like he wrote a sequel to the movie. I would hate to damage Trainspotting. It would be awful to damage the reputation of that film"... That I've heard that somewhere before... That J.R.R. Tolkien's family are attempting to stop New Line from shooting The Hobbit as they still own the author's estate $160 million in profits from the LOTR trilogy... That I've heard that before too... That it must be a REEEEEAALLY slow news week... That Michael Jackson turned up to the Ultimate Fighting Championship in Las Vegas "in a wheelchair, disguised with a coat around his face and sunglasses"... That no one does inconspicuous like Jacko...