That Judge Andrew Nyirenda has deemed Madonna a "fantastic mother" and "ruled that she could adopt David without conditions"... That, of Madonna's eldest Lourdes (AKA Lola), a source said: "Lola is the best in her dance classes and wants to perform a special dance sequence alongside Madonna at the 02 arena. Madonna thinks Lola is a brilliant dancer and loves the idea, but hubby Guy is less keen. He doesn't want her to become a bratty stage school child"... That Nicola Roberts visited a psychic called Professor Mirza before dumping her fellah... That Cheryl Cole hasn't seen Ashley "in weeks"... That Ashlee and Pete Wentz finally came across with the following shocker: "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family"... That Harrison Ford is to marry his girlfriend of six years, Calista Flockhart... That a source said: "He said he'd marry Calista as soon as he's finished with the promotional work for the new Indiana Jones movie - and Calista is holding him to his promise"... That Brian East 17 Harvey was ejected from Prince Harry's favourite watering hole: "Brian snuck into Amika behind the bouncers' backs. He was getting a few odd looks from the refined crowd as he was dressed like an absolute chav in really baggy clothing"... That, when he left the club, he was "shouting and screaming"... That Kid Rock hasn't quite recovered from his marriage to Pamela Anderson: "I got burnt too hard. I got completely thrown under the bus, no question about that. (Marriage) taught me a lot. I touched the stove, it's f***ing hot; it burnt the f**k out of my hand. I'm not going to touch the stove anymore"... That, of Andrew Lloyd Webber, Denise Van Outen said: "I tell you what: he's more rock 'n' roll than any of us put together. When we used to go out he'd be on the dance floor throwing some shapes; he was the last to leave. People are a bit shocked when they see the Lord (?!?) going for it on the dance floor. He's a good mover"... That clears up the pulling of Sarah Brightman... That Pete Doherty's excuses for being tardy to his gigs are getting better... That, at last night's gig in Brixton Mass, he said: "Sorry I'm late. But considering I've had to bury one of my cats at the roadside I've done pretty well to be here"... That there's now talk of Britney starring in a new Broadway production of Grease: "The producers were bouncing around the idea of casting Britney in the role of Sandy. They're recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific"... That her Australian accent would be something to behold... That Mischa Barton has gone AWOL from her PR duties in Cannes for one of the only films she's ever been signed up to do... That the director of You and I, Roland Joffe, told BBC Radio 1: "She hasn't pulled out of interviews, she's pulled out of everything... Her room is here, she is here, but trying to get the two together has just been impossible. We just don't know where Mischa is"... That she's currently residing up her own hoop... That Hunter S. Thompson's widow, Anita Thompson, is releasing a book chronicling the years up to the writer's suicide... That it will be called Ancient Gonzo Wisdom and its intro will be penned by none other than Christopher Hic' chens...