That Britney Spears' barring order against Sam Lufti expires tomorrow... That TMZ said: "We're told Brit's lawyers will not ask for a new restraining order when the existing one expires tomorrow... That's because Sammy boy ain't getting near Britney - she wants nothing to do with him. The fact that daddy Jamie feels confident that Britney's mindset is stronger than any legal document is an affirmation of Sam's irrelevance"... That Britney is now dating one of her bodyguards - a former Israeli soldier called Lee... That Kimberly Stewart and Rhys Ifans have been seen larking about in each other's company again... That this is one very longwinded way for both of them to feel physically close to their respective exes... That Sadie Frost's designer label, Frost-French, has gone into administration due to outstanding debts... According to the Mirror: "The debts are staggering - her fashion company, Frost-French, owed one creditor alone a colossal £3.3m"... That Ant and Dec are having a few issues cracking America with their ABC quiz show Wanna Bet... That a Hollywood Reporter review said: "Wanna bet after watching one episode you're gonna feel just a little bit dumber?"... That Danni Minogue, despite never fully cracking the UK, thinks she has what it takes to crack America... That a source close to the singer/judge said: "Dannii has the body, the hair, the teeth - and the boobs to make it in America. I would not be surprised to see her on a big show by next year"... That personality obviously isn't a requirement... That Steve Carell and Seth Rogan will star in the new Ghostbusters remake... That 18-year-old Hayden  Panettiere treated her boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia on his 31st birthday by giving him a lapdance on the set of Heroes... A source said: "Hayden gave Milo an unforgettable birthday surprise by morphing from her bouncy cheerleader character in Heroes to a bump-and-grind striptease. As she sang 'Happy Birthday' to Milo in front of cast and crew during lunch she ripped off the costume to show off her sexy red lingerie. Milo's face went bright red"... That Dina Lohan caused her daughter Ali further mental anguish by acting the mammary at the premiere after-party of of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (yep, there's a sequel)... A source said to E! Online: "When Dina, Ali and a friend of Ali's arrived to the after-party, they sat down at a reserved table. A studio staffer politely asked her to change tables, but Dina 'went apes**t,' a partygoer tells me. 'It so wasn't cool'"... That Snoop Dogg wants to land a role in a Bollywood movie since providing "a song" for Akshay Kumar's new film Singh is King... A source said: "Snoop wants to do a Hindi movie with Akshay, as he is really keen on wooing the Indian audiences"... That anyone interested in Natalie Portman dancing badly, and/or Devendra Banhart's pubes, should venture here. That Madonna has asked her dad Toby to choose between her and her brother Christopher... That Christopher said: "I've reassured my father that I wasn't trying to tear up the family, but I have every right to tell my side of things. I was disappointed that she thought I was going to ruin her. Of course I wasn't! She obviously doesn't know me as well as I thought she did"... That writing a tell-all book about a famous sibling without their consent, and openly admitting to the gleeful enjoyment of watching said sibling "squirm", should only bring a family closer... That, when asked if she could spell the name her new perfume Controversial, Jade Goody said at its launch party: "I can't... I would have no idea. I don't know. It's 'con' C-O-N and then I'm lost. Is that even right? I wouldn't have known"... She then managed to drop the bottle while posing for photographs... Her general existence is befuddling...