That Joss Stone will play Anne of Cleves in the next series of The Tudors... It's been reported that "Stone will deliberately look unattractive for the role"... Her "people" just wanted to clear that up... That, of hearing his daughter is to wed her lesbian lover (by way of promoting her new album in November), Michael Lohan said: "I haven't heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don't think she'd ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith. She just wouldn't ask"... That Michael's all about being a Christian, what with fathering a child while married to someone else... That, when discussing her kissing scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's Vicky Christina Barcelona, Scarlett Johansson said: "There were like 60 crewmen (sitting around) eating salami sandwiches! It's really the least sexy thing you can ever imagine!"... That she HAD to bring salami into the equation... That Paris Hilton was offered the role as Roxy Hart in the West End production of Chicago... That she said: "We did some dance rehearsals and everything. But then I found out the schedule, and it was six days a week for a couple of months... I was very flattered to be offered that role and I love Chicago but with my schedule and everything, there was no way I could fit it in"... That Paris' schedule includes getting paid a few grand to be seen having a drink in a club... That it's just as well; acting, dancing and singing have never really been her strong points... That, in the most nauseating news ever: Mitch Winehouse has jumped at the chance to co-host a radio show... He will fill Danny Baker's shoes, on Baker's BBC Radio London, when the latter goes on holiday from September 1st... At last, Mitch, the mic is well and truly yours. I wonder what you'll talk about...