That Madonna has had to postpone her 50th birthday bash cause she has a hurty ankle... A source said: "Unfortunately not everything has gone as expected as she's had many other things on her mind - not least rehearsals for her Sticky And Sweet tour. On top of all the stress of this, she twisted her ankle over the weekend. She views this as a sign that perhaps she should postpone the formal birthday bash and play it by ear instead. Madonna now reckons it'll go ahead during a three-day break in the tour towards the end of the month, not next weekend"... That Corrie's Alison King, AKA 35-year-old Carla Conner, is expecting her first child... That Kate Moss tried to acquaint herself with BBC Radio One's Zane Lowe over in Ibiza: "Kate's been pestering Zane to go on his radio show, so when she saw him in Ibiza she thought she'd seize the chance to join him on stage (in club Amnesia). Zane likes Kate, but his minders took exception to her trying to get into the DJ box and told her to leave because she was making a nuisance of herself"... That Kate has reached a new Lowe... as have I... That, after writing a few children's book, Geri Halliwell believes she can now become a scriptwriter: "I'm going to write a script next. I do have an idea - I'm always getting these mad ideas"... Unfortunately she has the money and nodding dogs to facilitate each one... That David Beckham has advised Victoria not to open a club in Vegas with Eva Longoria... A source said: "Victoria was thrilled and talked it through with her husband David, but he thought she was spreading herself a bit thin and should concentrate on what she was good at... running a 'successful' fashion line and looking after the family... That Hayden Panettiere's mother has accused her father of "striking her on the cheek" after a party, which took place at Eva Longoria's restaurant, Beso, last night... TMZ said: "We're told Alan was upset because Lesley was 'hanging' with someone at the shindig and he felt she was 'disrespecting' him". Another child star with unhinged parents, what are the odds... That Richard Jaws Dreyfus is suing his father and uncle for a loan he gave them in 1984... That it was for $870k (€580k)... That Jonathan Ross has forked out £40k (€51k) on a marble bath... That, of headlining one of the (many) iTunes festival gigs last month, The Script's Mark Sheehan said: "We didn't realise that Peaches Geldof was a presenter. We hadn't a clue who the woman was. She was giving it the 'Oh, you're Irish, my dad's Irish' routine, and we were like 'Okaay'. Later, we found out she meant her dad was Bob Geldof"... That Liam Gallagher recently said: "I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay. I don't hate them. I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and they don't look like they're having a good time"... That, of his pre-tour preparations, he said: "Last week me (sic) voice was a bag o's**te, I had to have a word with myself. I want this to be a success, I want this to be great, I thought, 'I'm going to have to tone it down a bit'. Load of big fat lines, load of cigarettes, staying up late talking the same s**t you talked the night before and the night before that, that's not good for it (his voice, presumably)... When it's good, no one can touch me. And when it's bad, it's a bit better than Pete Doherty"... That Mark Wahlberg plans to appear in Entourage's fifth season premier... The producer said: "I did one other cameo in the pilot (first episode) but I didn't get to do a scene with Jeremy Piven. This time it's me and Piven going at it, so it was fun"... That Javier Bardem said of his penniless, pre-acting days: "I danced one night in a place, there was a club. And they asked for a guy to kind of make a striptease and I did it. It was for ten minutes. I needed money. My mother was there in the audience. She was so proud"... That, of his recent stint in prison for DUI, Keifer Sutherland said: "I dropped the soap! I actually dropped the soap. I remember looking down at it and then I looked around and thought: 'Soap is over-rated... I'm done with this shower!'"