That, two weeks ago, Mel C said the following regarding potential womb fodder: "Everybody asks whether I'm going to be next or whether I'm trying. I hate to disappoint people, but the answer is 'no'"... That, today, Mel C has announced that she is, in fact, pregnant... That Gwen Stefani, who has been pregnant for about 18 months now, has given birth to another boy (via C Section) at LA's Sinai Medical Center... Keeping with the celebrity trend of C Sections and inane names, Gwen and Gavin have called their new addition Zuma Nesta Rock... Anyone else fancy a fruit smoothie with a chocolate flavoured stick of rock right about now?... That Sienna Miller's London home has been "defaced" by some uncouths... They got their got their mitts on some black paint spray and scrawled the word 'SLUT 'on the abode's facade... That The Sun, never one for scaremongering, said: "The black spray-painted graffiti also included an unsettling circular symbol - which looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan"... That, to me, it looks like a 'special star'... That Alex Turner is to appear on Tony Christie's next album, which is entitled Made in Sheffield... That Sharon Osbourne has been handed a £3million book deal, cause she can write and needs the money... A source said: "Sharon was approached in the spring to publish a work of fiction, loosely based on her dealings with reality TV contests. She wants it to be a Jackie Collins-inspired romp, something shocking, saucy and witty - and a chick lit hit. Friends reckon it'll be dynamite and a thinly-veiled parody of her time on X Factor. In which case, Dannii had better watch her back! Sharon won't hold back if she feels she's been wronged"... That it'll also be ghost written within an inch of it's existence... That, despite letting the birth of her latest child be broadcast on MTV, Kerry Katona is bankrupt... She failed to pay "the final £82,000 of a £417,000 tax bill... That her divorce to Mark Croft is imminent... That Desperate Housewife Felicity Huffman once gained access to Madonna's pants in the 80s... The incident occurred when she "found the garment in a dressing room she shared with the singer" (she replaced Madonna in a Broadway play called Speed The Plough in 1988)... That Felicity said: "I was like, 'This is Madonna's underwear! So I tried it on - of course, it didn't fit me"... That headlines are much more interesting than the actual content... That Ricky Gervais is moving to NYC permanently with his live in TV producer/novelist/girlfriend after splashing out "$1.66million for a one-bedroom condo at the converted Barbizon hotel on Lexington Avenue"... That, of Ben Stiller, Steve Coogan said: "He tracked me down in Britain, told me he was a huge fan, and said he wanted me to be part of his creative life, and now we're doing Night at the Museum 2 together (NNNNOOOOOOOO!). Doing Tropic Thunder was great fun, but he's a very tough director. When he's directing, he can be a bit of a bastard, but in the nicest possible way"... That Miley Cyrus is shutting down California's Disneyland on October 5th so she can hold her Sweet 16 party there and "party with friends, contest winners and fans who pay $250 to hang out with the singer/actress"... That, of kissing Jonathan Reese Meyers in the film Match Point, Scarlett Johansson said: "Kissing him wasn't that bad, but he did have to stop and shave in the middle of a scene, even though he'd shaved that morning. The man has really got some serious beard on him"...