That Michael Lohan said: "Everyone wants me to fight K-Fed because he's a notorious celebrity dad and so am I. It's for charity"... That Alex Zane has been suspended from his Xfm breakfast show after broadcasting a "joke song about rape"... Alex said: "I haven't been suspended since school. I can't believe it"... That I'd like to say he'd learned something but he probably hasn't... That Kerry Katona celebrated the news she was bankrupt with at six-hour pub crawl... A source said: "The reality TV star visited three bars in her home town of Wilmslow, Cheshire, with a friend before finally calling it a night at 2.30am. She reportedly then belted out Abba's Dancing Queen at full volume as she took a taxi home"... That Ricky Martin has refused to sell pictures of his new twins as all the magazines in question want "back stories" and "Ricky's apparently unwilling to open up about the whole surrogate thing"... That Paris Hilton will "duet" with Benji Madden... That Hilton said: "He (Benji) actually helped me write some of the songs for my new album, and for the BFF show. He's a really amazing talent, songwriter and singer"... That, of relaxing on tour, Chris Martin said: "Making clothes together in our studio makes us feel complete. We probably sound like a group of grannies in a knitting circle but it's the truth and it gives us some control over our visual identity. We see if they have a sewing kit in the amenities drawer in case we feel inspired. When you are a big band and everyone is taking shots at you, the more things you can do together the better. And if you're wearing uniforms made by your own hands it helps"... That Girls Aloud are working on a reality TV show in which they'll choose a new addition. A source told the Sunday Mirror: "The girls have never forgotten that reality TV gave them their first break. Now they want to give someone else the chance. The winner will get to perform with the group on stage during a one-off concert but the girls hope they'll be able to discover a hidden talent who could join the band as a fully paid-up member. It makes sense for them to look for someone who can stand in if one of them can't make a show"... That by "someone" they mean Nadine or Cheryl... That Eva 'Nipple's McGinty' Mendes recently said: "I guess there is this little Catholic girl inside me somewhere. But I did want to be a nun when I was very little. Well, that was until my sister told me that they don’t get paid. Then, I went off the idea really quickly"... That Mel B is to renew her wedding vows - partly because this marriage has lasted for over a year, and mostly because OK! Magazine has offered her €270k for the pictures... That a source said: "Mel and Stephen wanted a lavish do to celebrate their relationship. They agreed to allow the event to be covered by a magazine but are obliged to fulfill certain requirements. One of these is a certain quota of well-known faces - family and close friends simply won't do"...